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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Lee Majors
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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Al Gore
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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
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Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Mike Tyson
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The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
George Clooney
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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Bill Clinton
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"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
George W.. Bush
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"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Rudy Giuliani
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"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.. It's called marriage."
Michael Jordan
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"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!
Donald Trump
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Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Shaquille O’Neal
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Kobe Bryant
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You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
David Hasselhoff
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Alec Baldwin
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong..
Barack Obama
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Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Tommy Lee
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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Brad Pitt
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First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Jimmy Kimmel
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“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”
David Letterman
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“First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring....soon after....comes Suffer…ing!
Jay Leno